Monday, November 18, 2013

I have a fetish for asian females who have a fetish for white guys.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Thursday, August 8, 2013

If Mad Men were based on a black ad agency, Sterling Cooper would be called Lexington Steele.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Top memory of 1997: changing the station every time the radio played "How Do I Live" by LeAnn Rimes.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Suppressed farts get their revenge in false alarm number twos.