Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Monday, September 19, 2016

Never Thought I'd See the Day

By this point, if you’ve actually been reading my longer blog entries, you’re probably sick of my Asian-American-related posts.

Well, tough titties, deal with it.

Jk, jk, jk, I am too. But just one more thing.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

I was in high school on 9/11/01. Most classes we spent watching the news on TV. By 7th period, we were watching the local news on Fox 11 and the news anchor said something to the effect of, "We will suspend regular programming and stay on the air to bring you the latest news."

My classmate groaned, "Aww man, no Simpsons tonight?!?!"

He got yelled at by our teacher.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016


When I'm at the buffet and the guy in front of me takes all of the crab legs:

Friday, March 4, 2016

A Conversation with My Dog

Me: So guess what the vet told me.

Dog: Ugh. I already don't like where this is headed.

Friday, February 5, 2016

This was surprising.

No, not because I’m a sore Dodger fan. In fact, I would expect him to be inducted as a Met. Most Dodger fans (and rational people) would. Since he was traded in 1998 until he retired in 2007, most of us cheered for him whenever he came back to Dodger Stadium and pulled for the Mets during the 2000 World Series.

What’s surprising is the fact that he would rather have his cap blank than have “LA” on it when, if it wasn’t for the Dodgers, there’s a good chance Piazza would never have made the major leagues in the first place.

Yeah, I went there. Let me explain: