Friday, March 4, 2016

A Conversation with My Dog

Me: So guess what the vet told me.

Dog: Ugh. I already don't like where this is headed.

Me: You need to lose 15 pounds.

Dog: No I don't.

Me: Yes you do.

Dog: Well he's wrong. When he weighed me I hadn't even taken my morning dump yet.

Me: You're going on a diet.

Dog: No I'm not.

Me: I'm serious.

Dog: Hmmph. This whole time I thought your name was ching chong ching chang chong.

Me: ...

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