Friday, March 4, 2016
A Conversation with My Dog
Me: So guess what the vet told me.
Dog: Ugh. I already don't like where this is headed.
Me: You need to lose 15 pounds.
Dog: No I don't.
Me: Yes you do.
Dog: Well he's wrong. When he weighed me I hadn't even taken my morning dump yet.
Me: You're going on a diet.
Dog: No I'm not.
Me: I'm serious.
Dog: Hmmph. This whole time I thought your name was ching chong ching chang chong.